Someone Has Stolen My Boudoir Images and is Selling Them!

[Flores]

Originally Posted by KD5NRH

Clearly, you've never read the writings of college graduates applying for professional jobs. We could knock a stack of 30-40 resumes down to less than ten by simply eliminating the ones with cover letters that would have failed a fifth grade English class.

which begs the question: Why does HR continue to demand a college degree for positions which don't have a professional requirement for them?

[Doc4659]

Here's a link to another resource.
www.photoattorney.com
I see they have a "Copyright Infringement Cease & Desist/Demand Letter" that you can download for $10.
Hope all works out for you.

[KD5NRH]

Originally Posted by Flea77

Isn't that the truth! Then you eliminate the ones that have no idea what they are applying for and didn't bother to look it up,

Don't forget the ones that show up for an interview in a professional office wearing a t-shirt and shorts.

then the ones that have no experience at all for a position that was clearly marked "experienced only" and you wind up with the three or four qualified people out of a hundred that applied. What a waste of paper!

That one depends a little bit on the actual position and how idiotic the person writing the ad was; I remember seeing a company advertising for Java programmers with a minimum of five years of experience in 1996. Java was released in 1995; the only people with 5 years of experience using it were quite happy in their jobs at Sun..

There's also a local company that lists on TWC that keeps using ANDs for all of the required experience in the matching program instead of ORs; they'll list a position for a shop hand that needs 2+ years experience as a machinist AND shop supervisor AND material handler etc. One listed so many possibilities that the only way a person could possibly get the computer system to match them would be to have spent over 70 years of working in a machine shop in every possible job.

[sbug_adam]

If you need someone to take a 'club to her knee..'

[Flea77]

Originally Posted by KD5NRH

That one depends a little bit on the actual position and how idiotic the person writing the ad was; I remember seeing a company advertising for Java programmers with a minimum of five years of experience in 1996. Java was released in 1995; the only people with 5 years of experience using it were quite happy in their jobs at Sun.

How about the one that applied at my company for a job as a computer technician, experience required. Then her resume listed ONE job ever, it was as a cook at a mexican restaurant!

Allan

[ka5txl]

Originally Posted by Flea77

How about the one that applied at my company for a job as a computer technician, experience required. Then her resume listed ONE job ever, it was as a cook at a mexican restaurant!

Allan

She was probably fluent in "Micro-Wave"

[KD5NRH]

Originally Posted by Flea77

How about the one that applied at my company for a job as a computer technician, experience required. Then her resume listed ONE job ever, it was as a cook at a mexican restaurant!

That depends; are you the guy who's been advertising for years in the DMN looking for "experienced computer technicians" and offering $0.75 over minimum wage?

[Flea77]

Originally Posted by KD5NRH

That depends; are you the guy who's been advertising for years in the DMN looking for "experienced computer technicians" and offering $0.75 over minimum wage?

LOL! For that kind of money I would expect someone who has experience turning one on, that is about it

Allan