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Disclaimer - 02-09-2008, 08:28 AM

I think this is my favorite disclaimer of all time-

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We also reserve the right to use the design in applications that include, but are not limited to: tattoos, wigs, blimps, matchbook covers, hedge sculptures, skyscrapers, and nanoscale vehicles for navigating through the cardiopulmonary system. Participant agrees that he or she will not attempt to invent a time machine for the purposes of travelling back in time either to claim ownership of the design or to prevent our parents from ever having met.

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02-09-2008, 10:36 AM

Nice. What is that from?

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02-09-2008, 12:07 PM

sweet! from some of the lawsuits i've seen lately, it sounds like a good idea to me.
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Love it!!!

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thats a good one

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Nice. What is that from?

At the moment I can't remember where I saw it... Thankfully it's just my mind that is going

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02-13-2008, 01:14 PM

I saw that on the Vermont Teddy Bear site....http://forms.vermontteddybear.com/vtb_suggestbear.aspx

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02-13-2008, 07:04 PM

I found the loophole

Participant agrees that he or she will not attempt to invent a time machine for the purposes of travelling back in time either to claim ownership of the design or to prevent our parents from ever having met.

I can use a time machine that was already invented by someone else to go back in time to stop them, I just cant make an attempt to invent a time machine to travel back in time..... neaner neaner neaner !!!!!

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You can borrow my time machine if you like. Please have it back by next weekend, I need to go back and fix up my college grades a little.
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I wish someone would put my likeness on a blimp!

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02-14-2008, 03:57 PM

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You can borrow my time machine if you like. Please have it back by next weekend, I need to go back and fix up my college grades a little.

Don't you mean to have it back by last weekend? You were planning on using it yesterday, and if he is not back with it by last Friday, there is no way you can have everything back in working order by last monday?

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