You Might Be A Redneck.......

[Killjoy]

If this is the way you wrap a Sock Monkey for Christmas.

[KJ Smith]

Rednecks would not have anything to do with a sock monkey.


Armadillo drinking a Lone Star...... Oh Yea........

[Killjoy]

Originally Posted by smithkhan

What is your favorite "you might be a redneck" joke?

Some of my favorites are:

If you just mowed your lawn, and found a car you forgot you owned, You Might be a Redneck.

If the BlueBook value of your truck raises and lowers with the amount of gas in the tank, You Might be a Redneck.

[groovyone]

I love wrapping stuff like that. One year I bought my bro an inflatable space shuttle and an inflateable astronaut. I blew them up then wrapped them. He was not as amused as my parents and I were.

[kneemeaux]

Originally Posted by Killjoy

Some of my favorites are:

If you just mowed your lawn, and found a car you forgot you owned, You Might be a Redneck.

If the BlueBook value of your truck raises and lowers with the amount of gas in the tank, You Might be a Redneck.

I checked:
KBB value of my truck: $626
Cost of last fill-up (two tank capacity): about $80
Percentage value fluctuation with gas: 12.8%

I guess I'm a redneck.

[Killjoy]

Originally Posted by groovyone

I love wrapping stuff like that. One year I bought my bro an inflatable space shuttle and an inflateable astronaut. I blew them up then wrapped them. He was not as amused as my parents and I were.

My brother is a carpenter by trade. A couple of years ago, I gave him a really nice framing hammer.
I wrapped it the same way.