Anyone up for a cruise?

[Redneck]

http://www.somalicruises.com/

[bondarnes]

Sounds like fun and no ACLU to deal with.

[dmora]

haha, yea i've seen that before.
Best vacation ever!

[johnastovall]

Originally Posted by dmora

haha, yea i've seen that before.
Best vacation ever!

Until you get a sucking chest wound....

[bondarnes]

Originally Posted by johnastovall

Until you get a sucking chest wound....

Body Armor, John. And a helmet and pink boxers.

[CaptainTom]

I went on something similar a few years back.
I flew from New Jersey to the Far East. There were a bunch of us on this land safari and we were all dressed in jungle fatigues for concealment.
I was issued a really nice carbine and since we weren't in the U.S. it was full auto. We were sent out into the bush and looked for pirates in black pajamas.
Sometimes we just stayed in our blinds and the pirates would come after us.
The best part of this vacation was that it didn't cost me a lot up front. In fact, they gave you some spending money while you were there. Ammunition was free, and the food was OK.
Yes, a bunch did get "sucking chest wounds" but the safari company had lots of medical personnel handy when they were needed.
I'd show the pictures of us standing next to the piles of dead pirates, but I never got a model release.

[Cajungaltx]

Originally Posted by CaptainTom

I went on something similar a few years back.
I flew from New Jersey to the Far East. There were a bunch of us on this land safari and we were all dressed in jungle fatigues for concealment.
I was issued a really nice carbine and since we weren't in the U.S. it was full auto. We were sent out into the bush and looked for pirates in black pajamas.
Sometimes we just stayed in our blinds and the pirates would come after us.
The best part of this vacation was that it didn't cost me a lot up front. In fact, they gave you some spending money while you were there. Ammunition was free, and the food was OK.
Yes, a bunch did get "sucking chest wounds" but the safari company had lots of medical personnel handy when they were needed.
I'd show the pictures of us standing next to the piles of dead pirates, but I never got a model release.

you have such a gift for understatement....

[kenw]

snope'd again....
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/piratecruise.asp

[bondarnes]

You really didn't think any of us were thinking this was real did you? But it was good for a few chuckles and about 30 seconds of "What if it were real?"

[kenw]

Originally Posted by bondarnes

You really didn't think any of us were thinking this was real did you? But it was good for a few chuckles and about 30 seconds of "What if it were real?"

ya just never know......

the site in the link was much more tongue in cheek than one sent to me awhile back.