Do you believe in ghosts?

[Redneck]

A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that ' s a good start.

"Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That ' s really good. I ' m really glad you take this seriously.

"Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

Three students raise their hands.

"That ' s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further.

"Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says: "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture no one has ever claimed
to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here
and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and
began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor
Asks: "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with
a ghost."

Bubba replied: " Shiiiit!! From way back thar I thought you
Said ' Goats ' !"

[CaptainTom]

I don't get it ?

It is a pretty Boering story.

[Jusselin]

Originally Posted by CaptainTom

I don't get it ?

It is a pretty Boering story.

i dont want to know how you found that website lol

[ChristopherCoy]

Originally Posted by CaptainTom

I don't get it ?

Take a drive out to the far ends Arkansas and it will all be explained.... just make sure to stand on the back hooves.

[Cajungaltx]

Originally Posted by ChristopherCoy

Take a drive out to the far ends Arkansas and it will all be explained.... just make sure to stand on the back hooves.

Dude.... I so do NOT want to know why you know about the whole 'stand on the back hooves bit'....



I remember in high school - they had this 'club' at the school.. sort of the 'popular guys' club... Key Club... or something, I forget...and this not so popular guy wanted to be part of it... and they told him he had to go at it with a calf or something... I forget... it was pretty disgusting... and pretty mean on their part... but I thought it was funny the advice that the guys were giving him... all of which was advice on how to keep the darn goat from running away... which lead most everyone to believe that the guys initiating the joke, had some experience in that very area...