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Two nuns - Joke - 08-12-2009, 09:36 AM


Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock
the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked. In the
middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it ?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man", replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, both deciding that no
harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man, "Where do you want the blinds ?"

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08-12-2009, 11:12 PM


Tom used this one today! Blind man arrived to install them and he couldn't resist. I bet that guy has told it 20 times already. lol
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