Nancy Reagan is such a classy woman!!!

[Rson]

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.
Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan to the staff at the mental facility treating Hinckley:


To: John Hinckley
From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan

My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a nonpartisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.

The Reagan family and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best wishes,
Nancy Reagan & Family

P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.

[Brains]

ROFL ... that's great Didn't see that coming!

[tc95]

Lol...

[knowimagination]

I was like this has to be the most boring post ever on TPF... then I read the PS bwahahaha

[ngoduyviet]

One of the best punch lines ever

[ka5txl]

lol

[sldi]

Just another attach of the vast Right wing conspiracy, trying to instigate dissent and hoping there gun toting cronies will devolve into murder and mayhem. I am sure Ham Shannity and Lush Bimbo will be extolling the virtues of pre-emptive action for Hinckley to remove any obstacles to his love for Ms Foster.

Otherwise a very funny story ;)

[Brains]

Originally Posted by sldi

Just another attach of the vast Right wing conspiracy, trying to instigate dissent and hoping there gun toting cronies will devolve into murder and mayhem. I am sure Ham Shannity and Lush Bimbo will be extolling the virtues of pre-emptive action for Hinckley to remove any obstacles to his love for Ms Foster.

Otherwise a very funny story ;)

Yep, there's always that "one guy"... You wonder who they are, but they remove all doubt by showing you..

[Truckman]

Originally Posted by sldi

Just another attach of the vast Right wing conspiracy, trying to instigate dissent and hoping there gun toting cronies will devolve into murder and mayhem. I am sure Ham Shannity and Lush Bimbo will be extolling the virtues of pre-emptive action for Hinckley to remove any obstacles to his love for Ms Foster.

Otherwise a very funny story ;)

Since this is supposedly a non-political forum, I'll just offer this counterpoint...

Pfffffffffttttttttttttttt...

[Cornbread]

Originally Posted by sldi

Just another attach of the vast Right wing conspiracy, trying to instigate dissent and hoping there gun toting cronies will devolve into murder and mayhem. I am sure Ham Shannity and Lush Bimbo will be extolling the virtues of pre-emptive action for Hinckley to remove any obstacles to his love for Ms Foster.

Otherwise a very funny story ;)

[zebulus]

[photonewb]

Originally Posted by Truckman

Since this is supposedly a non-political forum, I'll just offer this counterpoint...

Pfffffffffttttttttttttttt...

here's a little something to get your day going

[Marv800]

Somehow, I find it hard to believe that Nancy Reagan would write such a letter. First and foremost, such use of the term "banging like a screen door in a tornado" would seem ver inappropriate for a former first lady. Second, I sincerely doubt that Obama is nailing Jodie Foster - Obama is married... DUH? And finally, what would Nancy have to gain by getting Hinkley upset at Obama?


None of this adds up to me.

[KenJulio]

I thought Obama was banging Scarlett Johanson?

[MRCPix]

Clinton is married and it didn't stop him did it?