Craigslist funny (not photography-related)

[toverman]

DFW posting for fiction writer:

"I need a talented ghost writer to take a short story (30 pages) and turn it into a novel. It will probably end up being about 150 pages. I have been published three times in the 80's and 90's, but my past writer passed away. Please submit a sample of your fiction work. For research reasons, it would help if you had a Christian or Jewish background. The story is an action based with some sci-fi and of course a romance. Please provide your proposed rates."

The photography equivalent might include, "I took photos three times in the 80s and 90s, but my past camera died."

[texxter]

Or another analogy in photography would be "I know when and where to take all the good photos at a wedding, I just need someone to actually carry the camera and press the shutter following my instructions."