What people won't put on Craigs list

[abril1127]

I saw this on Craigslist.

Needed Drug Free Blondes!! (Lubbock, TX)

I need someone who is drug free (no illicit drug use in the past year) to take a drug test for me. All you would need to do is meet me at the testing facility (Lubbock) any time before 5:00pm on a weekday and after you took the test I will pay you in cash. I need a white blonde headed female who is in their 20s or 30s. I am not some crack head and crack heads need not apply, I am just a normal person who got into a jam. If you are even slightly interested email me and maybe we can come to an agreement that everyone is happy with. Thanks!

[Imagebuffet]

She needs to get off that stuff before she submits her CL ad!

[ZONE]

Thats too funny!

[dwilliams35]

If Karma had any say, she'd get back results saying congratulations, you're drug free. You've also pregnant and have herpes and tuberculosis, please report to quarantine immediately...

[Tom]

NFL uber-Bust Tony Mandarich did that. He was at a party and realized that he had a drug test the next day, so he asked a friend at the party who didn't do drugs to pee in a cup for him. He then took the pee, hid it in his clothes and used that for the drug test the next morning.

Only problem was the fact that his friend had been drinking, so the next morning, the test read that he had a BAC of .25 or something ridiculous and he had to go into treatment for alcoholism.

[abril1127]

LOL
I just hope this isn't a busdriver, driving our kids around or something that effects our lives.

[David_3]

Here is a blonde who just might be qualified....

[abril1127]

UUG that was hard to watch!

[Howard Barlow]

With such as that video, and Leno's people on the street, I think we need to just skip a generation.

[Wil_Bloodworth]

Originally Posted by abril1127

...I am just a normal person who got into a jam.

Um, no you're not. Take your punishment instead of trying to dig a deeper hole. People never cease to amaze me.

- Wil

[Wil_Bloodworth]

Originally Posted by David_3

Here is a blonde who just might be qualified....

Da... am! Wow! I can't even think of anything else to say. That's amazing. Europe is a continent... France, yes, it's a country. I would hate to have been one of her past teachers because you know they are all holding their heads in shame.

- Wil

[Kev]

well, no one said you had to be smart to make the Top 6 on American Idol and land a recording contract..

[Coelus]

I need a white blonde headed female who is in their 20s or 30s.

Judging by your avatar April you might be able to help out said "normal person who got into a jam"

[abril1127]

ha too bad I'm too opinionated on that kind of stuff.