Pilots

[Sonny]

A well decorated elderly pilot, returning from the local Remembrance Day Parade and Service, called in at his local to wet his whistle, before heading home.

As he sat staring into his pint and reminiscing about 'the good old days', a young woman sat down next to him...

After studying his medals, she looked him in the eyes and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes. In the RAF I flew Hurricanes, Spitfires, Meteors, Swifts and Hunters. Then, when I left the RAF, I flew Comets and Boeing 707s for what is now called British Airways. I then became an instructor and taught over 200 people to fly. So the answer to your question is, yes, I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping their drinks in silence until a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

The pilot took a while to answer, but then he took a deep breath and replied, 'I always thought I was, but I've just found out I’m a lesbian.'

[Ahh!]

Sonny!