OK, Now I'm Pis**d

[David Whatley]

I had to go to the doctor today for a condition in my "private parts" area. Well first off, I figured the Dr. would do the exam and not the nurse. But NO, they sent a nurse in to exam me for some silly ass reason. Now its embarassing enough to have to drop your pants in front of a strange woman, but to have her start giggling was a real blow to my ego. Now I'm not exactly "endowed" but when she finally composed herself and asked what the problem was, damnit, I expected her to at least be professional. When I told her "it" was swollen, she just ran out of the room laughing

[Ahh!]

Omg!

[Crashoran]

[Fireball]

Oh, that's just wrong! Not to mention illegal! My husband is a physician and never, never, never does he examine a patient on his own without a nurse present, especially if the patient is of the opposite sex. You could easily say you were sexually harassed by that nurse and no one would know the better.

I'm surprised you let her examine you. There's no way I would have agreed to that. I would have insisted on the doctor doing the exam. Did you tell the doctor what happened?

[bondarnes]

It's a joke Charrie.

[Fireball]

[KenJulio]

Don - i'm not sure of that, David is sitting in that chair in his avatar for a reason, right?

[Dobick]

I vote for joke, but if it is not it is that much more funny!

David -- thank you for your humor! I always appreciate your posts

[Ahh!]

Originally Posted by bondarnes

It's a joke Charrie.

Ya know, if you go to the wikidictionary and look up gullible... http://www.wikidictionary.com/gullible

[David Whatley]

Originally Posted by Fireball

Oh,
I'm surprised you let her examine you.

Why do you think it was swollen? I like for the nurses to examine me

[Fireball]

Yes, I admit I'm gullible. Should have known better. I tend to get that used against me in my own family. Been snookered many a time!

Oh well, all in good fun, right?

[pepper52]

That was a great story David! I'll have to remember that one when I'm sitting around with my friends trying to one up each other on tall tales.

[dmora]

Instant Rimshot

[shutterfire]

I bet the swelling will go down if you let her laugh a little longer.

[Todd Lambert]

I'd have changed the story to have her run from the room screaming... instead. ;-)