Economic Stimulus Payment Explained

[bondarnes]

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children are expected to repay the Chinese.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Oh, be quiet.

[78novacaine]

LOL, thats great, unfortunately all too true

[SJHester]

Too very funny and too very true

[dbphotos]

Sounds about right.

[CaptainTom]

There's only one thing to say:

[PEC]

how true.

So one step closer to USSA, eh ;)

[Wil_Bloodworth]

Yup. Sad.

[birdwatcher48]

what a mess this country is in..sigh..

[CaptainTom]

Jeopardy question.


Answer: __________ Party.

Question: What's the biggest bunch of sore losers since the Civil War ?

[78novacaine]

Originally Posted by CaptainTom

Jeopardy question.


Answer: __________ Party.

Question: What's the biggest bunch of sore losers since the Civil War ?

what is the democratic and republican party alex?

seeing as how they switched roles since that time period, the southern rep's were the democrats and the northern rep's republicans

[crackhead]

[ngoduyviet]

That's funny, and sadly true.

Still I rather live here in the US of A. than in China, or Vietnam or Cuba, the only 3 communist countries left in the world.

[danchez]

I don't know, I hear Cuba has some pretty good cigars and a damn good health care system. LOL.

[ngoduyviet]

Originally Posted by danchez

I don't know, I hear Cuba has some pretty good cigars and a damn good health care system. LOL.

Trust me Dan, you do not want to live in any commie country, even if they give you free cigars :)

[brad]

Originally Posted by danchez

I don't know, I hear Cuba has some pretty good cigars and a damn good health care system. LOL.

I don't know.. I hear discussions like this one are really bad for your health in Cuba.

"I do not relinquish, nor should any of you, the right to criticize, even as we support, our government. This is still a democracy, and they're still politicians... Political correctness itself is something we can no longer afford. Feelings are gonna get hurt so that actual people won't, and that will be a good thing."
-- Bill Maher, Politically Incorrect, Sept. 17, 2001