Photoshop Snob - Warning: Put down your coffee or it will come out your noseThis is a discussion on Photoshop Snob - Warning: Put down your coffee or it will come out your nose within the Open Talk forums, part of the General Information category; OK, I admit it. Im a PS snob. The folks that mess with it and make PS abominations - well, ...
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07-26-2010, 09:08 AM
OK, I admit it. Im a PS snob. The folks that mess with it and make PS abominations - well, it's just not natural and I hope their computer is smote forthwith.
But this - this was way funny. Hyperbole and a Half: The Alot is Better Than You at Everything
(You'll get the title after you read the post)
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07-26-2010, 09:16 AM
This commentary almost made me snort coffee through my nose. Hilarious. | | | |
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07-26-2010, 09:24 AM
I found out "alot" is actually "a lot" approximately twenty-five years ago, but given my age that means I was well into adulthood and well past any formal educational setting, so for those of you who are just now finding out, I feel your pain. | | | |
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07-26-2010, 09:24 AM
All it's missing is animation. I always ask them allot or a lot? | | | |
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07-26-2010, 09:49 AM
That alot is incredibly talented (love it competing against Michael Phelps) and I love it, alot! ;-)
Thank you for sharing this blog. Now, instead of picturing fingernails on a blackboard as I'm reading poorly spelled, poorly constructed comments on FB, I can picture an eagle, flapping in the tree and trying to type with his talons instead and cut the poster some slack. Whew......
Great blog! | | | |
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07-26-2010, 10:00 AM
The story about the fish made my sides hurt. Good reading there to help bring a smile to a Monday.
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07-26-2010, 10:17 AM
Thanks for reminding me of this blog, it's a great way to get out of a grumpy mood
Also, I'm guilty of talking about "alot"  | | | |
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07-26-2010, 10:33 AM
LOL! Thanks for posting this.
My wife, the grammar nazi (er, I mean the technical writer) will get a kick out of this one! | | | |
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07-26-2010, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by L Stegall I can picture an eagle, flapping in the tree and trying to type with his talons instead and cut the poster some slack. Whew...... | lol! I know! Or the 2 finger man. I'd pictured him with 2 fingers on one hand...but the author made it so much better.  | | | |
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07-26-2010, 11:09 AM
K. Too many coffee comments, so I put a coffee/ hot drink warning on there. And anyone thinking Im serious before noon, well, youz R awll silly! ;o)
Check it out - I collected all of them in this post! Except the alot creature. Damn! | | | |
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07-26-2010, 11:59 AM
Ah.. that made me feel better about my craziness. My son's kindergarten teacher actually had 'alot' on her class website. Made me so sad that I can't afford a better school for my children. | | | |
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07-26-2010, 12:52 PM
I have actually hidden people from my feed on FB because of their horrible grammar. My biggest pet peeve is actually when people label their photo captions "Sally and I at Seaworld", etc. One guy posts his lunch dates w/ his wife like this "Tammy and I's lunch at McDonalds". HIDE!!! | | | |
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07-26-2010, 07:28 PM
Please, no smoting on the website. | | | |
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07-26-2010, 11:17 PM
They have tee shirts! Im so buying one. I like them alot! :D | | | |
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09-29-2010, 05:43 PM
HAHA that gave me a great laugh that I so needed.... even though I notoriously type "alot" but dang.... I just love that guy! | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode |
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