Are Women the Weaker Sex

[David Whatley]

Why Women Are Crabby



We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs.

Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner).. Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.

Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were preparing to have Rosemary's Baby.

Our once flat bellies looked like we swallowed a whole watermelon and we pee'd our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning in pain all the way to the ER.

Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, 'Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar. Calm down and push. 'Just one more good push' (more like 10), warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the %$#*@*#!* hubby and doctor square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10 pound bowling ball through a keyhole..

After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when all that 'cute' wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.


Then come their 'Teen Years..' Need I say more?

When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our early 40's - while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday.

So we progress into the grand finale: 'The Menopause,' the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned 'buds' or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.

Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...

So, while I love being a woman, 'Womanhood' would make the Great Gandhi a tad crabby.


You think women are the 'weaker sex?' Yeah right.

[Tom]

I can drive from here to Florida without stopping to pee.

[Hanky]

Originally Posted by Thomas Campbell

I can drive from here to Florida without stopping to pee.

Enjoy that while you can.

[ka5txl]

Originally Posted by Hanky

Enjoy that while you can.

That's worthy of my 1500 (2nd time) post

[Westx]

Only thing wrong with that story is she needs to learn more about farm animals because hogs don't sweat.

[TxLerman]

Originally Posted by Thomas Campbell

I can drive from here to Florida without stopping to pee.

Anyone can be like that astronaught and diaper drive from Texas to Florida.

[Jeff_Green]

Yes they are... except Donna.

[Cajungaltx]

Originally Posted by Jeff_Green

Yes they are... except Donna.

roflmao.... Thanks! ;-)

To get serious on the topic though... women ARE the weaker sex... we were designed that way... while I might be able to hold my own in various 'know how' capabilities... there are going to be very few situations where a typical male is not physically stronger than I am. I'm okay with that...

It doesn't make me less capable... just stronger in other areas...

Now...as far as the original post... yes...puberty isn't fun....but compared to boys going through puberty... I'll take a girls side anytime...I am not a fan of the 'period = right to be a biotch' mentality. Yes... you physically might not feel 100%... but seriously... it doesn't affect your head ONE bit...

Tori has some friends who act as if it's perfectly understandable that they turn into brats... and all is forgiven cause they say it's 'pms'...

Ummm no.... unless PMS stands for Petty, Mean & Stupid...

[sbug_adam]

its true, women are the weaker sex.. now go make me a sammich!

[ngoduyviet]

Reminds me of this:

[DEMDeepEllumMusic]

Well I heard this from a guy in a little town in Nevada (paraphrased):

"Well I've been in the Nevada Desert now for 35 years and have been in all sorts of conditions but I only lasted 3 1/2 days at my first Burning Man because it kicked my ass! Those cute little girls out there partying all day and night are a tough bunch of women!".

I heard this in a small Basque Restraunt about 150 miles from Burning Man being said by a guy who looked to be in his early 60's who went to BM for the first time in his life. He was really impressed how those little girls could camp in tents and live under the conditions with the toughest guys and outdance and out party the best of em.

Don't tell me that women are not tough!

[Jeff_Green]

Originally Posted by DEMDeepEllumMusic

Don't tell me that women are not tough!

There is a difference between being tough and being drunk

[DEMDeepEllumMusic]

Originally Posted by Jeff_Green

There is a difference between being tough and being drunk

A lot of these girls were not drinking that much since they were 18-20 and bars would not serve them booze and people wouldn't give them booze because the LEO's were handing out tickets right and left this year at $1,000 a pop!

No these girls were tough little hotties!

[MicWayWal]

If I have learned one thing after 29 years of marriage it is to stay out of discussions like this one.