New TSA Slogans

[MikeyG1965]

Someone had sent the below list to me. Thought some were funny:



- Can't see London , can't see France , unless we see your underpants.

- Grope discounts available.

- If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.

- Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

- Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

- Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.

- Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

- We've handled more balls than Barney Frank

- We are now free to move about your pants

- We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

- It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

- When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

- TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

- You were a virgin.

- We handle more packages than the USPS

- Bringing new meaning to flying the friendly skies

- Thanks for the mammaries

- Hi ho, hi ho, its off to grope we go

- Our new and improved pat downs now detect wood

- Now hiring! No sexual harassment training necessary!

- Helping you join the mile-high club while on the ground

- Is that a pipe bomb or are you just happy to see me?

- In soviet america you don't feel safe, safe feels you!

- Today's menu: cancer or molestation

- She has a boarding pass? She asked for it.

- Almost done, now pull my finger

- TSA - keeping you safe, and giving free prostate exams!

- Please place your hats, shoes, and self respect in the bins

- Security never felt so good

- One persons Junk is another persons Treasure

[L Stegall]

I'll be thinking of these as I board a plane later today. :-D

[andyz]

There would be less controversy if TSA would hire male and female models to do the searches. (Or Chippendale dancers and Playmates.) Flyers could choose the line they wanted to go through. This is like Staple's easy button.

[hue-e]

best one: - Can't see London , can't see France , unless we see your underpants.

[dbphotos]

Their new advertising.

[MikeyG1965]

I have several trips to do over the next month and not looking forward to the new enhanced screening.

[brewercm]

These three were my favorites of them all. Great read.

- We've handled more balls than Barney Frank
- We handle more packages than the USPS
- If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.

[Cajungaltx]

Tori is part of this documentary...which is an entirely different story.... and they flew one of the cinematographers from NYC down to Houston to film for a week or so (he's currently in Louisiana with her) and he said it wasn't any different than it was before...

[starlightbreaker]

i'm just gonna drop this here.

Urban Dictionary: gate rape

[sldi]

Aww come on folks, its for your security. Just be careful of the smiling TSA guy that selects your 13 yr old for a pat down.