Homeland Security Stats

[David Whatley]

TSA Statistics









Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:







Terrorist Plots Discovered 0



Transvestites 133



Hernias 1,485



Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172



Enlarged Prostates 8,249



Breast Implants 59,350



Natural Blondes 3

[Stargazer77517]

Thats a goodin.

[studiocygnet]

good to know. Instead of paying the doc, I can get a free prostate exam over at the airport next time I fly.

[Canon AE-1]

Originally Posted by studiocygnet

good to know. Instead of paying the doc, I can get a free prostate exam over at the airport next time I fly.

Boy you got that right Cartwright!

[janikphoto]

Your stats on hemorrhoids and breast implants are way off from what the real world TSA stats would've been! Seeing as how 99% of Dallas women have implants, this number would cover about a week of DFW airport screenings. Also, many pregnant women get hemorrhoids, so that number is WAAAYYYYY off. Not saying your thread isn't funny, just saying you greatly underestimate these figures!

[David Whatley]

So do you think there are also more than 3 natural blondes? :)

[RKDauph]

Originally Posted by David Whatley

So do you think there are also more than 3 natural blondes? :)

No.

[David Whatley]

But these days it would be hard to tell, as most women I know at least there is no carpet, just drapes :)

[hue-e]

YouTube - Road Trip prostaatmelken

[janikphoto]

Originally Posted by David Whatley

So do you think there are also more than 3 natural blondes? :)

I think the bigger question would be about the trannies... and does that include both pre and post-op? Or, are you not considered a transvestite anymore, after the surgery?