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Originally Posted by ldelacruz Mine is from National Lampoons Vacation.
"Real tomatoe ketchup Eddie?" "Oh, nothing but the best!" |
When I saw the topic, the first thing that came to my mind was Vacation. I can almost quote the entire movie, Clark's got some classic lines. A couple of my favorites:
"Now you listen to me, fat-a**, you do as I say and there won't be any problem, okay? Okay. We just drove 2,460 miles for a little Roy Wally entertainment. The moose says you're closed...I say you're open"
and
"What do I think? I think you're all f-ed in the head. We're 10 hours from the f-ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation...it's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm going to have fun, and you're going to have fun. We're all going to have so much f-ing fun, we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god**** smiles. You'll be whistling zippity-doo-da out of your a**holes. I've got to be crazy, I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy sh**!"