The troll house

[crbeveri]

the place with no rules, no regulations, no bounds..... troll here Yes I am this bored!!!

[r0xikat]

can we troll you then?

[groovyone]

Get a room, you two!

[r0xikat]

keith, don't anger the troll now


that's what she said?

[Charles Putnam]

"Shhhhhh, please keep very quiet, child".

"Okay, Pappa, but there is a lot of mumbling going on near us. And a really bad smell."

"Don't worry, it's just a Troll -- mostly harmless, some bad habits, but you're too young to hear all about that."

"Pappa, what's it doing here?"

"We can never know it's motives or what it is doing -- they are too different from the rest of us. Perhaps it was attracted by our sense of fellowship and the energy of all of us working together toward our shared goal. Perhaps it was the sense of loss when it realized that so much time passed without having had a date with a human."

"Will it stay long?"

"We can't be sure how long it will stay, but sometimes they feed off of what we say here -- it will probably leave sooner if we all stop paying attention and talking to it. You know, that's the most important part of it's diet. Without our attention and responses, they perish."

[crbeveri]

Originally Posted by Charles Putnam

"Shhhhhh, please keep very quiet, child".

"Okay, Pappa, but there is a lot of mumbling going on near us. And a really bad smell."

"Don't worry, it's just a Troll -- mostly harmless, some bad habits, but you're too young to hear all about that."

"Pappa, what's it doing here?"

"We can never know it's motives or what it is doing -- they are too different from the rest of us. Perhaps it was attracted by our sense of fellowship and the energy of all of us working together toward our shared goal. Perhaps it was the sense of loss when it realized that so much time passed without having had a date with a human."

"Will it stay long?"

"We can't be sure how long it will stay, but sometimes they feed off of what we say here -- it will probably leave sooner if we all stop paying attention and talking to it. You know, that's the most important part of it's diet. Without our attention and responses, they perish."

lol that's awesome. Did you make that up or get it from somewhere? If you just came up with that I to you

[Charles Putnam]

Nope...it's...urm...."borrowed". I read that about a dozen years ago as a response in a newsgroup.

[crbeveri]

ah... that's awesome though lol. never read that before

[r0xikat]

dang. was about to say... he DOES smell sometimes.. haha

[adamsheehy]

'You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that boy's soul.
You gotta pay the troll toll to get in.
You want the baby boy's soul
You gotta pay the troll toll.
You gotta pay the troll toll to get in'

'I feel like you're saying hole when it's clearly boy's soul. Are you chewing gum? Give me the gum Frank, give me the gum'

[Phisch]

Bummer. Thought it was Toll House. Hungry!

[SCone]

Someone say cookies?