Women do not get fat...

[Howard Barlow]

Or, so says a friend of mine, as she posted on her FB page:

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information & wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated, & happy!

Beginning today, when I look in the mirror, I will think, "Oh my, look how smart I am!"

[Howard Barlow]

No responses? If ya skeerd, say ya skeerd.

[rockpics]

Plenty of men feel their ponderousness proves their pondering nature. Their heft enhances their ability to throw their weight around. Not a problem at all.

[Fireball]

I love it!

[smoothassilk]

lol!!

Mark

[carrbowl]

I ain't skeered cuz it ain't true. I have just plain gotten fat in the last year. Weight has stayed the same but the dryer has shrunk my clothes. My gym membership isn't doing any good. My husband thinks I need to go...I say I pay enough I shouldn't have to show up.

[Howard Barlow]

I like your thinking, lady.

[TheFantasticG]

[troll]Humourous justification for obesity.[/troll]

[Howard Barlow]

Whatever works for ya.

[TheFantasticG]

Just calling a spade a spade.