The humor thread

[imported_timothybui]

Just thought we should have one of these.

Here is my share of what I found. Might be a repost for others, but for many most.. Enjoy!

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730017

His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C

[imported_a2z]

Good Idea.

[r3t1awr3yd]

I graduated with the two guys that started college collegehumor.com . Go figure they'd make bank on it lol.

[Abel]

Originally Posted by r3t1awr3yd

I graduated with the two guys that started college collegehumor.com . Go figure they'd make bank on it lol.

wow thats awesome... yeah theyre geting PAID... no doubt!