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[engstrom]

Originally Posted by anorcross

The great thing about being a philosophy professor is that you're not expected to dress smart. In fact, if you did, no-one would take you seriously. Of course, the not so great thing is the pay, or lack of it.

So Alastair you're a philosophy professor. Would you mind changing your name to Bruce?

[anorcross]

Originally Posted by engstrom

So Alastair you're a philosophy professor. Would you mind changing your name to Bruce?

Only if I can be in charge of the sheep dip. (can't find a sheep smiley)

[brad]

Rule #6, there is no rule #6.



Gawd, I love that sketch.

[engstrom]

Absolutely one of my favorites...of course there were so many great ones.

Still, the song is tremendous:

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.

[JamesB]

im in a cube as well, they just moved us all around and gave us new cubes. I dont then they are short walls, we use to have 7 ft walls now they are 4 ft. plus I used to be in the back corner and it was nice and quiet and nobody bugged me. now on the main walk way up front.

James