Janet wrote me!!!!!

[Hanky]

See:
HOMELAND SECURITY SERVICE
Secretary Janet Napolitano
Department of Homeland Security
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
24-07-2011



Attention:,





This is to officially inform you that your ATM SWIFT CARD is in our
custody and we have investigated and find out that your are the true
owner of the said ATM CARD, we want to let you know that there are
some related documents that is needed before we will proceed for the
final delivery of the said ATM CARD to you, The said payment after due
investigation by our monetary unit this day was carried out contrary
to the International Monetary Fund (IMF) Financial regulation, guiding
against Global (Illegal) money laundry, which also contravenes Section
3 Article 56B of the 1999 Homeland Security Company constitution on
foreign payment allied matter.


In view of the above development, with full apology for the delay on
delivery of your ATM CARD, we wish to remind you of the consequence of
delivery such huge amount of money loaded in the ATM within and
outside the country without complying fully with the related documents
from the origin of the said ATM CARD. You are hereby advice to get
back to us with the Custom Clearance Certificate and the Yellow Tag
Certificate for the final release of your ATM CARD for you to be free
to use it any were in the World, you are to contact the Custom office
in Nigeria to obtain the requested documents so that your ATM CARD
will be finally release to you.





That the beneficiary must pay the sum of US$95.00 Dollars for the
security keeping fee to the Nigerian Custom Service, this mandatory
obligation which will duly guarantee and cover the approved ATM
payment which has been issued by the Central Bank of Nigeria being
legitimately acquired by the beneficiary of the said ATM Card. Be
notified that the above subject matter as it relate to this US
Homeland Security Company statutory financial guideline is non
negotiable as the ATM has already been issued by the Central Bank of
Nigeria. You are hereby advised to send the above mentioned amount to
the Nigerian Custom Service.







Bear with us as your earliest response to this important matter will
enable us release your ATM CARD to you.




Secretary Janet Napolitano
Department of Homeland Security

[auddii]

Wow, you are so super lucky, you need to get on that. Ok, I know they are trying to sound all legal and probably don't speak much English, so I may have missed it, but do they tell you what "documents" you need to provide, or will just the $95 do?

[wclavey]

95 of those green documents that are about 2" high and 6" long... pictures of presidents & famous places on them...

[Melany]

But how'd it get in Nigeria???

[SJHester]

my head hurt just reading that. Maybe they could just take their 95 off the card before they mail it to you (like that would happen) seems interesting they just keep trying, they must find some who fall for it, or they would give up