Bed Time Prayer of the Ladies

[David Whatley]

BEDTIME PRAYER

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart, and strong.
He's not afraid to admit when he is wrong.

One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait 6 weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh!! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
knows what to say when i ask "How fat is my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a 'itchin'
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the
Kitchen!!!

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And would never compare me with my best friend.
Thank You in advance and now I'll just wait,
for I know You will send him before it's too late.

Amen

[78novacaine]

See that's why women are never happy, they expect too much! Men are much simpler to please:

Man's Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.

Amen.

[kenw]

Originally Posted by David Whatley

BEDTIME PRAYER

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart, and strong.
He's not afraid to admit when he is wrong.

One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait 6 weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh!! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
knows what to say when i ask "How fat is my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a 'itchin'
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the
Kitchen!!!

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And would never compare me with my best friend.
Thank You in advance and now I'll just wait,
for I know You will send him before it's too late.

Amen

and God's response: "Dream on...."

[crbeveri]

lmfao to all. This made my morning.

[tc95]

Originally Posted by crbeveri

lmfao to all. This made my morning.

Getting-Up a little late today...!!!

[John_A]

Originally Posted by 78novacaine

See that's why women are never happy, they expect too much! Men are much simpler to please:

Man's Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.

Amen.

LMAOROTFCSFMN

Laughing my --- off rolling on the floor coffee shooting from my nose

[crbeveri]

Originally Posted by tc95

Getting-Up a little late today...!!!

Considering I work 6pm to 6am no.

[Stargazer77517]

I like it.