Happy Valentine's Day!!
To those who are happily married:
Congratulations you have beat the odds!
To those who are unhappily married: Quote:
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recently, suggestion has been made that serotonin and other chemicals found in chocolate, most notably phenethylamine, can act as mild sexual stimulants. While there is no firm proof that chocolate is indeed an aphrodisiac, giving a gift of chocolate to one's sweetheart is a familiar courtship ritual
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Have some chocolate...be happily married for a few minutes anyway....
To those who are in love but not (yet) married:
Nothing says loving like a diamond engagement ring!! I happen to have one for sale if anyone is interested! 1/2 carat Marquise cut...4 baguettes....14K gold ring, size 4 1/2.
Paid $3,000.00 (custom made). Will sell for $1,200.00 (coincidentally the current price for a second 20D body) pm me! :)
To those who are in love with no plans of marriage:
Nothing says loving like a diamond "I love you" ring!! I happen to have one for sale if anyone is interested! 1/2 carat Marquise cut...4 baguettes....14K gold ring, size 4 1/2.
Paid $3,000.00 (custom made). Will sell for $1,200.00 (coincidentally the current price for a second 20D body) pm me! :)
To those who are single by choice:
Buy yourself chocolate! But here's a tip...wait until the day after...you can get twice as much when it's 50% off!!
To those who are single by someone else's choice:
See above. Add a rum and coke.
To those who really don't give a flip about Valentine's Day:
Happy Tuesday! And have a rum and coke.