Atkins ...

[Digital Prophet]

... is rolling over in his grave.

3,600 Calories Per Bar

Prophet out.

[evil4blue]

Sweet jeebus!

Why not just eat a multi vitamin and a cup of lard.

eww!

[Ray]

It's an emergency food item, not something to snack on a during the day.

[Abel]

WOW...

"Five year shelf life"

thats awesome... hehe

[Holly]

Even as a survival item it's an insane amount of calories...whose daily caloric intake is 3,600???

[Ray]

Uhhh if you don't have any food, and your body is feeding on itself to provide energy, or if that was your one meal for the day? Military MRE's (that I used to eat 3-4 a day of) are about 2500 to 3K each.

[Digital Prophet]

Originally Posted by Ray

It's an emergency food item, not something to snack on a during the day.

Pft. You take two of these bad boys and smear some Oreo cookie splooge between them and you tell me it ain't a snack food.

Or was that just me?

Prophet out.

[Ray]

Try it deep fried, Mmm...

[Detonate]

Damn!

Not too long ago a case of these showed up at my house by mistake. What the heck would anyone do with a 1090 calorie drink?

[gardener]

hey... if I was out there stranded somewhere and might be there for a while til help arrived, I'd eat the butt end out of a possum if it meant live or die. A 3600 calorie snack bar that tastes like apple and cinnamon sounds very much better than that possum does.

[Holly]

What the heck would anyone do with a 1090 calorie drink?

Board the Titanic?

[Digital Prophet]

This all reminds me of the WeightGain 2000 episode of South Park.

Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!!!!!!

Prophet out.

[swanny338]

At smoothie king there is something called the Hulk, the 40 ounce is like 2-3 thousand calories.... and it tastes good

[Abel]

Awhile back when I was going to the gym to work out and lose some weight I would stop off at smoothie king afterwards to get a protein smoothie thinking I was doing some good for myself.

Then I took the time to look online and found out the smoothie I would get almost everyday was like 950 calories EACH! Ouch… go to the gym to burn off calories and yet I was defeating the purpose once I drank that smoothie! Haven’t had one since!