Me, Chicks and Thier Fat Thighs ...

[Digital Prophet]

Yup. Fat thighs.

If I had a penny ... no wait: a quarter of a penny for every time some broad has told me she had fat thighs Bill Gates would be my houseboy.

What the hell is wrong with women? "Fat thighs"? Who's legs are you looking at lady?

In over 95% of these instances there is nothing at all wrong with the thighs. These chicks all have thigh worth looking at. At out of the 4% that might have a "thigh imperfection" there is still nothing that is wrong there. Not anything that would stop a session of booty smacking. And then to the last 1%, the mere 1 out of 100 women that "might" actually have thight that are somewhat large there is still nothing wrong with you because there are alot of men that like a broad with some butt.

Take Airport Girl. Today we go to lunch and she is commenting on how she ate too much. "Yeah, you fat bitch."

"No really, I have to be carefull. My thighs are already all fat."

This girl is 23, blonde, 5'-6", very nicely ... porportioned with a butt you could bounce a quarter off of. And she thinks she has fat thighs. I almost smacked her with my piece of pizza.

"Girl my arms are bigger than your thighs. What fun house mirror you got up in your bedroom?"

But it's true. Women all think they have fat thighs.

So I say let them think it. You all got big asses. It just so happens that men like the exact size butt you got. So be happy and revel in your butt-i-tude. Because all women are lovely. At least to me and alot of men I know they are.

Prophet out.

[MarcoFromHouston]

Originally Posted by Digital Prophet

So be happy and revel in your butt-i-tude. Because all women are lovely.

Prophet out.

Well said, sir. Well said.

[mdurisseau]

I don't often reply to open talk postings, but this was too funny!!! Kinda reminded me of the Dave Chapelle skit where he wa a psychic...

"My new boyfriend says my butt is too big, but my old boyfriend liked it..."
"Wait a minute...your new boyfriend is white right?"
"That's right...how did you know?"
"And you're old boyfriend is black?"
"Oh, my God! It's like you know me! How did you know?"
"A black man can't get enough of that ass!"

Otherwise, well spoken, Prophet...

[Sonny]

why do I sense this will be a male dominated thread?

[Killeenguy]

you know there's a natural selection process thing going on, when a guy spots a gorgeous lady w/ an hour glass figure....subconsiously he's saying emm many babies, good wife, mucho milk for me...i mean babies.

But it's all masked with "emm...me like pretty butt...me bang lady on head, drag to cave, she mine forever" "wait, can she cook?"

:D atleast that's my cave man theory that's still useful today.

[Rick Waldroup]

You can't underestimate the power of a woman being able to cook. I met my wife in a weird kind of way. First time we went out, she said to just come and pick her up and we would get something to eat later. Now, I wasn't sure what she had in mind, so on the way there, I was hungry like most young guys, and I stopped and ate a burger,etc. When I got to her house, she sprang a surprise home-cooked meal on my very bloated butt. I mean, she went all out- 4 course dinner, desert, the works. I sat there, and as full as I was from the burger, I got through it and I must admit it was one of the best meals I ever had. By the end of dinner I was ready to explode.

I married her, and we've been together now for 30 years. And yes, she thought her thighs were fat when I met her and she thinks they are fat now. I keep telling her that after 30 years, who cares?

[Steelsun]

I've seen the same comments from women also about fat thighs.
I stopped using the reply about testing their comment with my ears after one too many slaps accross the face (usually by my wife).

[KeepsakeGirl]

Prophet, I"m with ya on this one...

[Holly]

It's mostly relative to how they used to look...today their thighs are considerably larger than when they were 17, 0r 20..etc. So to them, they are fat because they remember them being smaller. Thing is, they will never be that size, especially after knocking out a couple of kiddos...hence...we will never be happy because we know how good we USED to look.... I know, I know..you lose the right to complain if you aren't doing something about it.(diet/exercise)..eh us women somehow have the right to complain no matter what. :)

[DEMDeepEllumMusic]

Originally Posted by Holly

It's mostly relative to how they used to look...today their thighs are considerably larger than when they were 17, 0r 20..etc. So to them, they are fat because they remember them being smaller. Thing is, they will never be that size, especially after knocking out a couple of kiddos...hence...we will never be happy because we know how good we USED to look.... I know, I know..you lose the right to complain if you aren't doing something about it.(diet/exercise)..eh us women somehow have the right to complain no matter what. :)

Hate to say it but your logic sucks because with your logic you can say that the 14 year old remembers her 11 year old pencil thin legs and thinks that her thighs are fat though she has a BMI of 16.

I just think that womens eyes are wired weird when they look at themselves.

Too many women think that what is thrown at them in their magazines, movies, etc are what men want and in reality if they met those models/actresses face to face they would not want to look like them in reality.

Also is this fat thigh thing universal? I bet in many countries few women wonder if their thighs are too fat or not fat enough!

[hookem]

Prophet, you're absolutely right. It doesn't matter how thin a woman is, she will always think she's too fat. But they don't bother me too much. The ones that do, are the ones that think they are thinner than they really are and dress accordingly.

[Holly]

Hate to say it but your logic sucks because with your logic you can say that the 14 year old remembers her 11 year old pencil thin legs and thinks that her thighs are fat though she has a BMI of 16.

You'll see in my example I said 17, 20....the logic applies to high school seniors and up..then again it doesn't really have to be logical..since when have we been logical when it came to our own bodies? :)

[KeepsakeGirl]

I couldn't tell if i had fat thighs because I usually have a box of pizza on my lap obstructing the view

[suzyjazz]

It's an epidemic. I've had those words coming out of my mouth recently, too. I enjoyed your thread, though!