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DEMDeepEllumMusic · **A Blonde Joke for a Saturday Afternoon -** 10-07-2006, 12:05 PM

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's Have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed................ Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

JohnT · 10-07-2006, 12:11 PM

ndsimm · 10-07-2006, 12:12 PM

that is so wrong.............

funnny, but soooooo wrong

dlbdata · 10-07-2006, 12:12 PM

Yep, That fits at our house.

Charles Putnam · 10-09-2006, 09:23 AM

Reminds me -

What do you call a cute italian girl?

Lucky....

FWIW, as told by a friend who was a full blooded italian (and yes, she was cute)

mrjazz · 10-09-2006, 11:02 AM

ahhhhhhhhhhh what a way to start my monday lol

Duffy Pratt · 10-09-2006, 01:42 PM

A blonde has gotten herself into a terrible financial trouble and decides that she can get out of it by kidnapping someone for ransom. She prepares a ransom note that says "I've kidnapped your daughter. Bring $50,000 to the corner of 5th and Vine tomorrow at noon if you want to see her again." She goes to the playground, picks out a little girl, calls the girl to her. She hands the girl the note and tells her to make sure that she gives the note to her mother.

The next day, she goes to the corner at 5th and Vine. Slightly after noon, the mother appears with the little girl in tow, and she is carrying a satchel with $50,000 in it. As the mother hands over the money, she says "I can't believe you would do this to another blonde."

Duffy

Daniel Bates · 10-09-2006, 02:51 PM

Cruel. But funny too.

Angelo · **Too good not to share... -** 06-29-2007, 12:05 AM

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a

child and demand a ransom.

She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree

and wrote a note. 'I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this

but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak

tree in the park at 7AM.'

Signed, 'The Blonde.'

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go

straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a

brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside

the bag with the cash was the following note.

'Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this

to another.'