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This is a discussion on College Football Humor within the Open Talk forums, part of the General Information category; I have to pass this on. I recieved from a friend in my email. A first grade teacher explains to ...
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10-08-2006, 09:07 PM
I have to pass this on. I recieved from a friend in my email. A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Sooner fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Sooner fans too. Not really knowing what an Sooner fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a "Sooner fan" she reports. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a Longhorn fan" boasts the little girl. The teacher asks Susie why she is a Longhorn fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Longhorn fans, so I'm a Longhorn fan too" she responds. "That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be an SOONER fan." --------------------------- Canon 300D and assorted gear I just subscribe to this forum to read the articles!! |
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10-08-2006, 09:13 PM
Ouch! hehe.  |
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10-08-2006, 09:15 PM
Or and Aggie fan.  Sorry Daniel, that was too easy.  --------------------------- Carlos "It's not what you shoot... it's how you shoot it" www.lonestarphotog.com ----------------------------------------------- "He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed." -Albert Einstein "An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger." - Dan Rather |
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10-08-2006, 09:17 PM
Doesn't apply to me, sorry. |
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10-08-2006, 09:20 PM
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Closet Aggie or in denial? --------------------------- Carlos "It's not what you shoot... it's how you shoot it" www.lonestarphotog.com ----------------------------------------------- "He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed." -Albert Einstein "An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger." - Dan Rather | |
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10-08-2006, 09:39 PM
Denial, naturally. |
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10-09-2006, 11:40 AM
Hook 'em!!!! :) |
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10-09-2006, 07:55 PM
Actually they told that joke at yell practice last year, only it was the longhorn parents that were the idiots. Naturally. ;) --------------------------- |
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10-09-2006, 08:54 PM
 ...yell practice... --------------------------- Carlos "It's not what you shoot... it's how you shoot it" www.lonestarphotog.com ----------------------------------------------- "He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed." -Albert Einstein "An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger." - Dan Rather |
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10-09-2006, 09:47 PM
Aaah, y'all are just jealous.  |
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