I'm trying to remember who told me this and exactly what it was they told me but someone recently told my son and I not to eat at IHOP and that suggestion came from a relative (son perhaps?) that works for the CIA?

Obviously I didn't pay much attention to it...
I think that I figured it out. The aliens crashed at Roswell. There were survivors. They were placed in a cell together and a couple of them got knocked up because they did the alien wild thing when nobody was looking. Over time they continued to breed like flies. Apparently the oxygen in our atmosphere makes them " randy". I know that I have problems with that too so I completely understand how that could happen

After all the years of breeding they had to do something with all of the captured aliens and their off spring so they gave them all new cars and IHOP franchises. The oxygen in our atmosphere still affects them so I would be careful about what you order with your pancakes
