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| Supa Dupa Poster  | Best line of the week -
11-06-2006, 07:37 PM
Had a suspect in my office, who had broken into a bar after hours, he decided to confess, so I asked him: "Why did you do it?" His answer: "So I could get laid". That went in his written statement, and you know, ya can't fault the guy for being honest. --------------------------- Texas can exist without the United States, but the United States, cannot, except at great peril, exist without Texas. Sam Houston. |
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11-06-2006, 07:40 PM
...shared by many a criminal, I'm sure. But I'm still trying to figure out how breaking into a bar after hours would get him laid.  |
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11-06-2006, 07:43 PM
maybe he hadn't set his watch back and thought the bar was still open  --------------------------- Nathan Simmons Houston Wedding Photographer /My Wedding Blog/Portrait Photography Site practice with intent to improve, makes perfect...by all means, feel free to edit images for the sake of improvement and photographer will not be offended |
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11-06-2006, 07:43 PM
Haven't we all been guilty of thinking irrationaly in attempts to get laid? |
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11-06-2006, 07:52 PM
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11-06-2006, 07:55 PM
His girlfriend of the night was with him.....I still have to talk to her. BTW, he did not succeed in his mission, I am sad to say. Quote:
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11-06-2006, 07:59 PM
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11-07-2006, 12:37 AM
Ok, my mind went where it shouldn't have. I thought he wanted to get laid in jail! Then I read on and he had a girlfriend with him. LOL LOL I need to get some sleep. |
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11-07-2006, 05:14 AM
LOL! No, my rule is if they come in and talk to me voluntarily, then no matter what they tell me, I don't arrest them at that time. I let them go home. No, he wanted to get laid that night. Quote:
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