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Dogs and Cats
This is a discussion on Dogs and Cats within the Open Talk forums, part of the General Information category; This is why I love dogs. Excerpts from a Dog's diary: 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 ...
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11-13-2006, 03:37 PM
This is why I love dogs. Excerpts from a Dog's diary: 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Diary: Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor. Day 694 of my captivity: Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity! Day 703 of my captivity: There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Day 712 of my captivity: Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. Day 737 of my captivity: I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! Day 738 of my captivity: The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe....... ...for now...... --------------------------- Nikon D3 | 28-70 f/2.8 | 70-200 f/2.8 VR | 200-400 f/4 VR | 50 f/1.4 | TC-14E II | SB-800 | SB-600 "A child is not likely to find a Father in God unless he finds something of God in his father." - Unknown |
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11-13-2006, 04:13 PM
Could you please come help pick me up off the floor. I am laughing too hard to get up on my own. |
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11-13-2006, 04:50 PM
so true.... |
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11-13-2006, 04:59 PM
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11-13-2006, 05:32 PM
Funny and so true! --------------------------- Terry Barnhill Whitehouse, Texas ~ I shoot Nikon ~ Edits and critiques are always welcome. |
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11-13-2006, 05:56 PM
That is certainly my dog's view of the world (LOL - see photo re his favorite - a ride in the car in general posts from yesterday) |
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