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[Digital Prophet]

Ok. So here I am, sitting on my duff and watching the boob tube. When, right in the midst of my brain rotting, I see a commercial for a new Leap Frog item. First of all I have to say that I have always been a fan of the Leap Frog products. I love things that make kids want to learn. Because lord knows that enough of them are already little retards.

So any, there is my brain, rotting nice and proper, when I see a commercial for the Leap Frog Pen Top Computer.

I got to tell you, this thing looks so neat. I think that I may just have to get myself one. Not that I am into toys or anything. I will have you know that I would use it to help me in my quest to learn Spanish. It would be the first step in my plan for a reverse immigration migration.

But that is another pose.

Prophet out.

[Daniel Bates]

I need one. Or maybe three.

B&WCGS out.