The Missing Smurfs ...

[Digital Prophet]

So Pika and I were talking the other day, and the topic of Smurfs came up. And he made a very good point:

"What about the mean Smurfs?"

"What are you talking about?" I know, I know. I should know better than to ask.

"Yeah, the mean Smurfs. I mean sure there are the 'nice' Smurfs like Pappa Smurf, and Brainy Smurf and Handy Smurf and Estrogeny Smurf ..."

"I think her name was Smurfette."

"Whatever. But what about the OTHER Smurfs?" Oh Pika was into it now. He had even put down his orange juice so he could be animated with both hands whilst discussing his animation qaundry.

"The other Smurfs? What other Smurfs? Dude there were like 100 Smurfs. I am sure some were mean. Wasn't there a 'Meany Smurf'?"

"Don't think so. And I'm not talking about the little half-assed mean Smurfs like Grouchy Smurf. I mean the socially unacceptable Smurfs. Like .... Kinky Smurf." And thus was born Pika list of probable and hidden Smurfs:

1. Kinky Smurf
2. Crackhead Smurf
3. Pimpy Smurf
4. Guido Smurf
5. Moochy Smurf
6. Drunky Smurf
7. Abusey Smurf
8. Didn't Take His Medication Smurf
9. Senator Smurf
10. Glue Sniffy Smurf
11. Checken Head Smurf
12. Forgey Smurf
13. Exhibitiony Smurf
14. Punchy Smurf
15. Weedy Smurf
16. Xenophobia Smurf
17. Stabby Smurf
18. Stingy Smurf
19. Hairy Palm Smurf
20. Flasher Smurf
21. Turdy Smurf
22. Blue Pride Smurf
23. And Pika favorite: Arsony Smurf

"So you are saying that there was a 'Stabby Smurf' somewhere in the Smurf world running around with a tiny little knife stabbing other Smurfs?"

"Well yeah. There were probably all kinds of evil Smurfs in the Smurf Underworld. I bet there was even a Smurf Mafia!"

"You are a Smurfing idiot. Do you know that?" And with that I walked away.

Prophet out.

[rages4calm]

Tell pika to loan me some of that spare time to come up with things like stabby smurf and then some lol I could really use it.

[Toad]

What about Sadist Smurf and Masochist Smurf, who are always seen together? And Hippy Smurf? Or Femanazi Smurf?
Toad

[Michelle Allmon]

Swinger Smurf, and Swinger Smurfette.

[LSCSN.com]

I thought there was a lone "Grouchy" Smurf? Kinda like Grumpy of the dwarf set.

[DEMDeepEllumMusic]

What about Stoner Smurf?
LSD Smurf-could be different colors under the influence
Shroom Smurf
Jazz Smurf
Beastiality Smurf
Helium Smurf
Huffer Smurf
Stripper Smurf
Meth Smurf
Crackwhore Smurf

[Digital Prophet]

My work here is done.

Prophet out.

[Toad]

There is also Schizophrenic Smurf, Schizophrenic Smurf, Schizophrenic Smurf, and Schizophrenic Smurf. Though that's still just one character.
Fecalfeliac Smurf
Peeping Tom Smurf
Chronic Masurbation Smurf
Finger Sniffing Smurf
Explosive Diarrhea Smurf

[jbrem]

7:32 in the morning? When I was smokin I wouldn't wake up until atleast 11. I'm just kidding, but these are the kind of conversations my friends and I used to have when we were getting high, actually, we still have these conversations.

[David Whatley]

Originally Posted by Michelle Allmon

Swinger Smurf, and Swinger Smurfette.

I like the way you think