Poetry dot com (aka loser spammer creeps)...

[iCe]

Just who in the h e double toothpicks do these people think they are? THEY can turn one of my "photographs into a one-of-a-kind piece of art for everyone to see and admire." That's like saying- "Wow, nice camera" when you look at someones image. Losers

Dear Michael,

The editors of the International Library of Poetry understand and appreciate your artistic vision so they have chosen you one of the first to hear about our newest product . . . a product all of us can be proud of . . . a product we are excited to tell you about!

Michael, you can now turn one of your photographs into a one-of-a-kind piece of art for everyone to see and admire. This will be a timeless keepsake for you to cherish for many years to come and makes an outstanding holiday gift! Our artists will reproduce your photograph on a specially-designed, top-quality mounted canvas using the latest technology available. While enhancing the color and other nuances in your original picture, our artists will add brushstrokes by hand, using a specialized tablet and stylus, so the final artwork will have the look and feel of a traditional painting. See for yourself and look at our samples.

Let me tell you a little bit more about this exciting new product, and I'm sure that you will be as impressed as we are. The artists are pioneers in their profession and have been trained to reproduce superior quality renditions of the photographic works that are presented to them. They have spent countless hours training and studying how to create a finished product that has the inherent qualities of a traditional painting . . . without the cost of one! The artists' meticulous design skills and craftsmanship are evident with every piece they produce, and they will use the same care and precision when they create your masterpiece.

The same care in choosing these artists is also used to select the canvas on which your photo will be displayed. The canvas is made from the highest quality fabric that is vital for professional photographic reproductions. It is treated with a UV-inhibiting coat that protects the canvas from fading for up to 100 years. Just imagine, your masterpiece will always look as good as it did when it was just finished, even if it is ten years from now!

[pippin]

Originally Posted by iCe

Let me tell you a little bit more about this exciting new product, and I'm sure that you will be as impressed as we are. The artists are pioneers in their profession and have been trained to reproduce superior quality renditions of the photographic works that are presented to them. They have spent countless hours training and studying how to create a finished product that has the inherent qualities of a traditional painting . . . without the cost of one! The artists' meticulous design skills and craftsmanship are evident with every piece they produce, and they will use the same care and precision when they create your masterpiece.

yup. its called corel paiter IX, and they then print onto canvas. whoop dee freakin doo....

we sell those at the store. 11x14 is $130 and goes up from there - but the quality is good - and its probably better than what they do - they probably run a photoshop filter or something

[Daniel Bates]

Well, at least they're using halfway decent grammar!