What is your favorite condiment?

[iCe]

Originally Posted by AndrewCCM

"She turned me into a newt!"

" A newt?"

"I got better"

My favorite comedy...

Customer: Here's one——
Cart-master: Ninepence.
Old Man: (Feebly) I'm not dead!
Cart-master: (Suprised) What?
Customer: Nothing! Here's your ninepence....
Old Man: I'm not dead!
Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!
Customer: Yes he is.
Old Man: I'm not!
Cart-master: 'E isn't?
Customer: Well... he will be soon——he's very ill...
Old Man: I'm getting better!
Customer: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Cart-master: I can't take 'im like that! It's against regulations!
Old Man: I don't want to go on the cart....
Customer: Oh, don't be such a baby.