Funny Law Enforcement Officers Stories.

[Hogleg 44]

This is a copy of an email I just received from my cousin Harry, in Michigan, who is a Sheriffs Deputy!

The first part is my cousins own story.
The second part, the real subject of his email.
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First part.

I got this in e mail from a firend it is funny and remined me of an intoxicated person I arrested once. I was not as creative as the trooper in the story. The lady had a dog in the car and drove off the road into a field. She was drunk and I had her in the back seat. She said she was simply parking her car. The dog was large and running around the patrol car. The dog started jumping up on the back window trying to get to it's master. The woman yelled at me to slow down because Clancy the dog could not keep up. We were sitting still waiting for a tow truck. So I told her I would stop the car and she was happy. Harry

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Second Part


Don't know if you guys got this one or not.
Funny.

----- Original Message -----
From: (edited out)
To: (edited out)
Sent: Sunday, February 04, 2007 1:33 PM
Subject: Trooper Nixon



Oklahoma trooper has fun In most of the United States, there is a policy of
checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop
down to single digits or below.

About 3 AM, one very cold morning, Trooper (edited out) Nixon responded to a
call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Shattuck. He
located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running.
Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the Trooper walked
to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a
nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.

The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the
rotating lights in his rearview mirror, and the State Trooper standing next
to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into 'drive' and hit
the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph, but it
was still stuck in the snow, whe els spinning.

Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the
speeding, but still stationary car. The driver was totally freaked, thinking
the Trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30
seconds, then the Trooper yelled, "Pull over!"

The man obeyed, turned his wheel and stopped the engine. Needless to say,
the man from Dumas, Texas was arrested, and is probably still shaking his
head over the State Trooper in Oklahoma who could run 50 miles per hour.

Who says Trooper's don't have a sense of humor

[mobilezen]

hahaha...dumas, texas? more like dumbass.

[Night Owl]

::scribbles in his "Fun With Drunks" notepad::

[mike78628]

That was great. I'll have to pass that one on.

[Steelsun]

A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles
south of the Georgia/South Carolina state line.

When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver
answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to
Savannah to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to
be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the
driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a
ticket.

The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on
ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol
car and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit
them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the
patrol car. A drunk, good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the
performance briefly. He then went over to the patrol car, opened the
rear door and got in.

The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car,
opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, cause
there's no way in hell I can pass that test.