Me, Pika and the Ugly Baby ...

[Digital Prophet]

So a wonderfully sweet friend of mine gave birth to her first child this past .... days. And she calls me and is all joyful and happy and sappy and stuff. And we have a good laugh about how when she first called to tell me she had a bun in the oven I was too busy trying to figure out where I had left my dough to hear it wasn't out of wedlock. Good times.

So we chat. We laugh. And she says "... send me your email address and I will send of pictures over of her." Well sure! I mean she is a darling little redhead. Mmmmm .... redhead.

Anyway.

So the very next day I get my own Uncle Digi birth announcement. And I open it to find the very first photo of the little bundle of joy. And .... she was .... um ... adorable. In that pug puppy kind of way. Now there are people who will tell you that all children are meautiful.

Those people would not be Pika.

Just as I am sitting there wondering how such a pretty girl could produce a kid that was ... um ... adorable, Pika comes walking by. And not just walking by, but walking by while eating a turkey leg.

"DAMN! What is that?!!?"

"Be nice, that is God Girl's little girl. These are her week old photos."

"Whoa! That is one ugly kid. I mean DAMN did the doctor drop her?" Now he is up on the desk peering closely at the screen and waving his turkey leg around and he exbounds. "Is it too late to cram that kid back up where she came from?!?! Is her daddy a mullet fish?!?! Woooooooooooo I mean DAMN ...."

That was when I muffled him and explained to him that people babies sometimes come out looking well like puppies. But when they start to grow that change and I am sure that God Girl's little girl will grow up to be lovely." Of course it is hard to reason with Pika when he is trying to bite you and hitting you with a half eaten turkey leg. So I put him down.

"And if she calls you had better be nice! Did you hear me?"

"Yeah yeah yeah. Look don't blame me I ain't the daddy."

I just don't know. Cute mom and .... um .... adorable baby. Sometimes it just ain't right.

Prophet out.

[snidow]

You alway give me laugh!