My Lunch of Disappointment ...

[Digital Prophet]

Well today I had my Monday lunch with Airport Girl. Now I know it isn't Monday per se. Hey, that rhymes. But you see she and I eat lunch together on Mondays and Fridays. At least we normally do.

But this past Friday she had to work through lunch and yesterday she had some lame excuse about looking for a house with her fiance. Pft. Girl needs to get her priorities straight.

So she called me today to see if I was down with lunch. And I said that I supposed I could fit her into my schedule. Now as an aside allow to mention this girl is cute. Smart, sweet and nice. But all that aside she has this butt that is HAWT! Mmmm.

So there I am waiting for her to pick me up. Yes I made her drive. And I am talking to Flunky Woman and the topic of Airport Girl's butt comes up. And I said that since she made we wait DAYS to see her that she should be wearing these linen slacks that I love so much. I mean these things look like they are vacuum sealed to her cheeks! So I was smiling when I got in her truck.

And what do I see? She is wearing SIMILAR pants. What a downer. These pants are nice but not vacuum seal nice. So I tell her how funny it is that she is wearing that type of pants today.

"Yeah I was getting dressed this morning and I was thinking about you so I almost wore those. But I don't like they way they look on me."

What?!?! I love the vacuum sealed butt! How dare she not have the vacuum sealed pants if she is going to mention the vacuum sealed pants?! I spent the rest of my lunch disappointed. Sure chinese was good. But it was vacuum sealed good.

Prophet out.

[TXhummer2]

[Modsquad]

A picture says a thousand words, we don't want to hear about the vaccum sealed butt, we want to see it ;)

[Hogleg 44]

Originally Posted by Modsquad

A picture says a thousand words, we don't want to hear about the vaccum sealed butt, we want to see it ;)

[atnlegacy]

She CAN'T wear linen yet.....can't wear linen till after Easter!!! Even vaccuum sealed linen...

[Night Owl]

The fiancee can...um..."no longer be an obstacle" for a price. And that price is a 200-400mm VR.

[Night Owl]

Oh, and this thread is worthless without pictures!

[DEMDeepEllumMusic]

OK where has PIKA been during all of these lunches? Or does he not like deep fried monkey brain with a side of sea cucumber?

[Digital Prophet]

Pika is actually not into monkey brains. But it is life long dream to eat a giraffe.

Don't ask me, I just type what he says.

Prophet out.

[DEMDeepEllumMusic]

Man deep fried giraffe, just think how long it would take him to eat a leg!