Medicinal Hookers ...

[Digital Prophet]

That's right, I said it.

Look if my health insurance plan payed for medicinal hookers or lapdances then I would totally not have to take Effexor. And you can't tell me that some therapuetic booty wouldn't be cheaper than the $3 or $4 a pill that Merc or whoever is charging.

Just give me my prescription with a number of refills and let me go to the Gold Cup. Take with food, may cause drausieness.

That or there should be an equivalent of the Feed the Children network. "This is Digital Prophet. He's alot like other men in America. But for less than 30 cents a day you can put a smile on his face ..."

I'm just saying is all.

Prophet out.

[DEMDeepEllumMusic]

Man you better watch out for those generic lapdancers the pharmacist may want to slip in a trannie or two on yeah.

[TxLerman]

Medicinal Hookers and Medicinal lapdances? How about saying you have a sexual addiction and your treatment is a lapdance / hooker twice day between meals every day except on Sundays and Holidays. The regular $20 per dance is just a $5 co-pay and the $150/hour per hooker is only $10 co-pay, unless you go for a multi-hour treatment.

[Digital Prophet]

Originally Posted by TxLerman

Medicinal Hookers and Medicinal lapdances? How about saying you have a sexual addiction and your treatment is a lapdance / hooker twice day between meals every day except on Sundays and Holidays. The regular $20 per dance is just a $5 co-pay and the $150/hour per hooker is only $10 co-pay, unless you go for a multi-hour treatment.

That's too HMO for me. I'm more of a PPO kind of guy.

Besides, Pika and I are in a good place with our addictions.

Prophet out.