Long Days ...

[Digital Prophet]

You know there are people out there that have "bad" days and say things like: "I wish I had a gun."

Not me. I'm having a bad day right now. In fact I have come to the realization that I work with a bunch of shaved baboon asses masquerading as co-workers. But do I wish for a gun?

Never.

I want a tub of peptobismal flavored pudding. Then I want to hold each one of them under the pudding until they stop kicking. Oh but I won't be done then. I want to then cram them all into a giant spring loaded box, attach a crank and make the world's first "peptobismal pudding shave baboon ass shmuck in the box".

And I want it to play the theme song to the Empire Strikes Back when I turn the crank.

Prophet out.

[Mike G]

Your's is much more involved than my wishes on days like this .. I just wanna punch the morons in the back of the neck til they stop twitching.

[Dsheree]

Love the idea...can I use it?
I hate my other job right now.......hate the people I work with most days. Counting down to when I can quit...and the funny thing is I work for my dad. You'd think that I'd have a cushy job....NOT!

Feeling the pain.

[laurak]

I feel your pain also! Wow, that is a very detailed idea of what you want to do, I am amazed. I love the pepto bismo part