Why did my wife not think this was funny?

[Angelo]

A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts , "Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags.
The wife says, "Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?"
He says, "I don't care! Just be out by the end of the week!"

I'm in the dog house, again!!!

[MRCPix]

at least you are not having your bags packed :)
I thought it was funny

[engstrom]

Angelo, I just don't understand why women have no sense of humor.

I liked it but I doubt my wife would appreciate it.

[Steelsun]

Big Grin here - when the wife wakes up from a nap, I'm gonna tell her.

My doghouse has wifi, so not too worried.

[Lghtning4u]

Originally Posted by Angelo

A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts , "Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags.
The wife says, "Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?"
He says, "I don't care! Just be out by the end of the week!"

I'm in the dog house, again!!!

Just don't eat the dog food!

[HeatherLou]

But the real punchline to that joke is, that in the divorce, the wife take half.......now thats funny ;)

[smoothassilk]

A woman gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts , "Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags.
The husband says, "Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?"
She says, "I don't care! Just be out by the end of the week!"

I don't know try it the other way around, Is still as funny?

[DavidsStudio]

A man looks over and asks his wife what she wants for their anniversery.

She tells him she wants a divorce.

He thinks a minute and says to her, "Well, I hadn't planned on spending that much."

Thanks to Larry the Cable Guy for that one.

David

[Daniel Bates]

Originally Posted by smoothassilk

A woman gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts , "Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags.
The husband says, "Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?"
She says, "I don't care! Just be out by the end of the week!"

I don't know try it the other way around, Is still as funny?

If she ran into his house, why would she make him leave?

[Angelo]

Originally Posted by smoothassilk

A woman gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts , "Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags.
The husband says, "Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?"
She says, "I don't care! Just be out by the end of the week!"

I don't know try it the other way around, Is still as funny?

Mark, she's laughing her head off now!!!

[AndrewCCM]

I love it. Gonna use it on my wife today at Easter Dinner. :)

[Janice_d]

Hahahah..this is very funny!!! Good point Heather, thats what I was thinking!!!

[RubenZamora]

Originally Posted by Heatherlou

But the real punchline to that joke is, that in the divorce, the wife take half.......now thats funny ;)

That is VERY TRUE! lol

[Ahh!]

My wife just said, "Tasteless". Oh, well.