4th Grade Science Test

[JohnRushing]

These are actual answers given by some 4th graders when given a science test. Man I got to remember some of these for my next A&P exam!!!

Children's Science Exams


These are real answers given by children.

Q: Name the four seasons.

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

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Q: Explain one of the processes by which water
can be made safe to drink.

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because
it removes large pollutants like grit, sand,
dead sheep and canoeists.

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Q: How is dew formed?

A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes
them perspire.

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Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

A: Keep it in the cow.

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Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and
the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the
moon, because there is no water on the moon,
and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the
sun joins in this fight.

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Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the
stairs.

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Q: What happens to your body as you age?

A: When you get old, so do your bow~els and you
get intercontinental.

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Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches
puberty?

A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks
forward to his adultery.

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Q: Name a major disease associated with
cigarettes.

A: Premature death.

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Q: What is artificial insemination?

A: When the farmer does it to the cow instead
of the bull.

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Q: How are the main parts of the body
categorized? (e.g., abdomen).

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A: The body is consisted into three parts -
the brainium, the borax and the abdominal
cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the
borax contains the heart and lungs, and the
abdominal cavity contains the five bow~els,
A, E, I, O and U.

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Q: What is the fibula?

A: A small lie.

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Q: What does "varicose" mean?

A: Nearby.

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Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean
Section."

A: The Caesarean Section is a district in
Rome.

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I love this one! Had to be a East Texas 4th grader

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?

A: Benign is what you will be after you be
eight.

[HeatherLou]

Oh that is too cute!

[rphoto]

Why don't they ask these questions on " Are you smarter than a fifth grader" maybe I would do better.

[ndsimm]

Originally Posted by JohnRushing

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches
puberty?

A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks
forward to his adultery.

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you mean that's not what happens??

[chenology]

Originally Posted by JohnRushing

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

A: Keep it in the cow.

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Q: Name a major disease associated with
cigarettes.

A: Premature death.

genius!

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean
Section."

A: The Caesarean Section is a district in
Rome.

never thought of that.. sounds accurate .. :P

[AndrewCCM]

These are funny.. Reminds me, I went to Lowes in Mansfield tonight and the girl at the checkout counter (looked 18 or so to me).. Had to hold the line up because she needed someone to come tell her how many feet were in a yard. KILL ME NOW!

Also, just to add another funny story.. A few years ago I was at Hooters with a couple of buddies and we were trying to figure out if it was cheaper to just buy beers by the bottle or by the pitcher. So.. we ask the waitress.. "How many ounces do your pitchers hold?".. She then looked at us extremely puzzled... So we repeated, "How many ounces do you put in your pitchers?".. Her response, "I'm sorry we only put BEER in our pitchers!". Double KILL ME.

[Silvernic]

ROFLMAO! I love it!

[chenology]

Originally Posted by AndrewCCM

"I'm sorry we only put BEER in our pitchers!"

lmao no joke that is classic

[CobyPhoto]

Originally Posted by JohnRushing

Q: Name a major disease associated with
cigarettes.

A: Premature death.

Well, they did manage to get ONE right! LOL

CJ