Hillbilly to the rescue

[JohnRushing]

Ok this is the last one for the night. You can blame all these joke on my new pain medication

Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of
whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly a woman at
a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a
minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm
and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe
again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it

[chenology]

haha

[Hogleg 44]

Smile when you talk about Hillbillies!