I'm getting old !

[JohnRushing]

Man when I get up in the mornings I sound like a Rice Crispy commercial, you can hear all my joints going Snap, Crackle, Pop ! Now I wished I had listened to all those old farts that told me to take care of my body and not pull all the stupid stunts I was doing. Well at least my mind is sharp as a tack! My mind is sharp as a tack. Did I mention I feel like I'm getting old?

[babybluetx23]

what is it with you guys!?!?!? The MOMENT you men turn 30 ya THINK your falling apart!!! hahaha My husband was FINE the day before he turned 30, but that VERY MORNING that he turned 30, he was FALLING APART!!! hehehe

[Bobj616]

Just wait. It gets worse. Not sure who said it but ,If I had known I was gonna live this long I would have been better to me when I was young. Bob

[CaptainTom]

I MY youth I spent all my money on loose women and fried foods.
It must have been the loose women that did me in ???

[JohnRushing]

Aw my 30's.... those were the good ol days. We didn't have it as easy as you youngster today, back then you couldn't hold the T.V remote in your hand but she could set in your lap. I'm wearing my motorcycle helment as I say that just in case there are any women withing striking distance. Just picking at ya babybluetx23.

Yep you've got to be right Tom. Theres no way all those Sonic Double cheeseburgers, cheese tator tote and onion rings could have caused any of this .

Some of the things I've noticed are diffenrent at forty three from when I was twenty are..

At 20 I thought, All Right! We're gonna stay up all night and Party !!!
At 40 I think, crap when is this party going to end, I don't want to be all night.

At 20. I would order a double cheese burger with double cheese, large fries, large shake.
At 40. I order a subway heart healthy meal and a bottle of water.

at 20. Man I can jump that ditch, it's only 10ft across.
At 40. Man thats gotta be at least 10ft, I better find a way around it.

At 20. Look at that hot young thing.
At 40. Look at those men looking at that young lady, don't they realize she's someones
daughter.

Reaching my forties isn't to bad. The young people working the counters at the stores say yes sir to me. The police kind of cut me some slack because I'm almost twice as old as most of them here in Carthage. I never have to worry about being carded when I go to buy some Coronas, well actually they never carded me even when I was 17.

I'm gonna make a new years resalution to get back in shape by exercising, eating better and taking my supplements like i should ! Now I just need to decide which year I'm going to start it .