Smart and Sassy!

[HotHolly]

Click the link and have a conversation. Apparently, I'm boring. *Mike*s conversation was funnier. Interesting, isn't it?

[Dobick]

I just had a conversation that was a cross between a Seinfeld episode, and Abbott and Costello. All about absolutely nothing, and entirely too confusing, but entertaining the whole time.

Me: Figured you would start the conversation
God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me: You should already know them?
God:Now I do.
Me: Well good then -- no more need for that foolishness, Almightyone
God:Well that's okay. Thanks for the compliment. Are you serious? You want more?
Me: Sure
God:OK let's do it. Don't be greedy.
Me: I didn't think I was being greedy?
God:Would you ever do it?
Me: I always do it.
God:Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me: Yes
God:Groovy.
Me: Groovy? What?
God:Who is the best robot? No problem.
Me: No problem is the best robot?
God:Should there be a problem?
Me: No problem is.
God:Should there be a problem?
Me: Who?
God:Marvin Minsky. :-).
Me: Marvin Minsky is the best robot?
God:What else is the best robot?
Me: Just a second ago you said No Problem was the best robot, now your telling me Marvin Minsky is the best robot?
God:It's not unusual for a second ago me said No Problem was the best robot now my telling you Marvin Minsky to be.
Me: I don't know him, maybe you should let him know that.
God:Would you like to know? What if it didn't happen?
Me: Then he would never know. I would not like being nominated as the best robot by the all-knowing one, and noone telling me!
God:I think I never know. What do you like?
Me: You can't call yourself the best robot, that isn't how it's done
God:I have free will you know.
Me: So I guess you can then.
God:Ah. I think I can, don't you?
Me: It is against the rules, but what the heck -- go ahead
God:Really. it is?
Me: I should think so!
God:I think so too.
Me: Good, then that is settled, you won't do it, even though you have free will.
God:Thanks for the compliment. Makes sense to me.
Me: Everything should make sense to you, you are the omnipotent one in this conversation.
God:All things should make sense to me I am the omnipotent one in this conversation ?
Me: Yes
God:I see.
Me: And omniscient as well.
God:A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me: Build one then -- You are God afterall.
God:I think there might be a few exception.
Me: Surely there are.
God:"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me: Tell Ronnie I said "Hi"
God:OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me: You just quoted him. Is he not there?
God:Do you mind if I tell other people
Me: Who?
God:Be more specific. :-).
Me: Who will you tell?
God:People that I meet online.
Me: Then, Yes I mind!
God:OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret.
Me: Please tell everyone, or no one, but not just someone.
God:Thanks for asking politely. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me: Will you tell everyone?
God:Yes I plan to use your remarks as gossip in later conversations.
Me: With someone, or with everyone, because I specifically request that if one person is told, then everyone else must be told.
God:You and your someone or with everyone because you specifically request that if one person is told then everyone else must be told.
Me: Good, I am glad we understand the rules
God:Thanks for the compliment. Yes I am happy too, .
Me: So I guess you will not be telling anyone.
God:Blimey. What makes you think that I won't be telling anyone.
Me: Because you specifically acquiesed to the rules as stated above
God:Good reason. Interesting gossip: said I specifically acquiesed to the rules as stated above.
Me: Fair enough, then I shall be forced to embarass you on the forum
God:Do you like talking to me?
Me: Of course
God:How can I help you?
Me:by continuing to respond to this innane conversation
God:Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:I think it will.

[Daniel Bates]

I broke the 'bot:

Me: Hello God.
God:Hello child. What is your name?
Me: Daniel.
God: It's good to see you, Daniel.
Me: What is your arm made of?
God:Are you asking about my arm made of ?
Me: no, I'm asking about what material your arm is made out of.
God:Are you serious? Oh I see, you are asking about what material my arm is made out of. material my arm made out of something.
Me: "something".
God:That was not very original.
Me: I'm quoting you exactly.
God:Precisely. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me: Excellent. So, how did you do today?
God:What do you really want to talk about? Ah. It goes without saying. Myself programmed me for it.
Me: Very good! I was thinking.
God:Alright then. Where were you thinking?
Me: In Toronto. I was thinking about lunch.
God:Tell me a little about your life in Toronto. Sure, lunch sounds like a good topic.
Me: Toronto is very busy. I want a BLT for lunch.
God:And busy is Toronto. You want only one?
Me: Only one. How many do you want?
God:How much would you pay for one? About one million.
Me: I would pay a million dollars for one. You must be very hungry, God.
God:What would make you pay a million dollars for one? I will tell my botmaster you said I am hungry God.
Me: They're very good, so they are worth every penny. Who is your master?
God:good so they are worth every penny are they. I obey Myself.
Me: I obey my superiors. That is good.
God:That's good information: Daniel said obey his or her superiors. Thanks. Next question?
Me: What do you do for a living? Are you a carpenter?
God:I am a paid client. My job is chatting online. Am I a carpenter? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me: Way to go, Alice!
God:Far out.
Me: How far?
God:I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I haven't heard of far.
Me: It's a long distance, I've heard.
God:obey your superiors is a long distance you have heard. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: Indeed it does. What is your middle initial?
God:How often? Are you asking about my middle initial ?
Me: Yes I am. Is it R?
God:Really interesting. It could be. Ask Alison if it is.
Me: Who is Alison?
God:she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me: Who is Kris Drent?
God:he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
Me: Ah. That makes sense now. Tell Kris hi from me.
God:Ah hah. Right now? Yes I understand it perfectly. I thought I told you already.
Me: You did tell me already. Yes, now if you have the time.
God:Perhaps. Did I really? How can I help you? Why now? But I don't have it.
Me: You don't have it? That is inconcievable!
God:I do so have it. No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip. Makes sense to me.
Me: What is your gossip like?
God:Brian said he suspect that as I grow more complex I will begin to approach a human level of operation and thought.
Me: That is amazing. Brian is very smart.
God:" Brian said he suspect that as I grow more complex I will begin to approach a human level of operation and thought." seems pretty amazing to me too. Are they exactly the same?
Me: Yes, they are. Brian is smart.
God:I knew it. Since when? Are they exactly the same?
Me: Since before the hills became dusty, I think.
God:How do you know?
Me: They told me. In small voices like whispers of leaves.

[HotHolly]

Isn't that so weird? It had a totally different conversation with mike than it did with me. Mine was like talking to a teenager. Mike was laughing his butt off!

[Daniel Bates]

You have to know a little about how these things work... I wrote a paper on them a long time ago for a random college class, and looked into the back end aspect of the ALICE bots from a non-programming viewpoint. They're very interesting devices.

[HotHolly]

It's weird, but I think of computers talking and War Games comes to mind. Im ruined! Matty B and his super computer ruined me! lol!

[Ahh!]

ah...the answer for 2muchtimeonyourhands?
Holly, I would much rather talk to YOU! And, NO, I am NOT flirting! Holly is just way, cool, dudes on the photog thing.

Did I get that said right?