and now for something completely different...

[pippin]

my hovercraft is full of eels.

[Night Owl]

In this picture we cannot see Mrs. BJ Smegma of 13 The Crescent, Belmont.

[Daniel Bates]

You are hereby charged that on the 28th day of May, 1970, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English-Hungarian phrase book with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?

[Night Owl]

My nipples will explode with delight!

[Edg02]

oh really?!!

[Daniel W.]

A man with a tape recorder up his nose.

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A man, with a tape recorder up his brother's nose.


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And now, in stereo!

[Daniel W.]

Dinnsdale?

[srwatters]

Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

[CaptainTom]

wink wink !! say no more, say no more.....

[laurielblack]

I wish to plead incompetence.

[Tim-in-TX]

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

Funny that this thread was started yesterday since my wife and I are going to see Spamalot tonight!
A game for you: http://www.tuts.com/cow/game.swf

[L Stegall]

This parrot has ceased to exist.....

[Daniel W.]

"I believe Mr. Frampton, whereas most people have two..."

Do you waeennnt , wannnnt to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy.

[carlyerin]

Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries. . . .

..... perhaps an African Swallow....

[robert t]

but he's not quite dead yet...