So today Azriel wrote me an email in which she implied that she was about to harm a person or persons with "extreme prudice".
How extreme does my prejudice have to be before it is extreme? Do I have to maintain a consistant level prejudice for a set period or can this just be a one time spike of prejudice that we will take as being representative of my over prejudiciousness?
Do I need to be licensed to handle extreme prejudice and dole it out to the unsuspecting? Can I buy it wholesale and in bulk without filling out homeland security forms? What if the place I am at is not zoned for extreme prejudice? What then? Should I relocate my prejudice for fear of a fine? Or should I only add water thus dilluting my extreme prejudice to less than 10,000 parts per million?
Is there such a thing as mild prejudice? Not so extreme prejudice that is safe for general consumer purchase at your local Prejudi-Mart? Maybe if you cant down the prejudice just a tad you cross the fuzzy line between extreme and not. What about off brand prejudice? Maybe I can't afford Extreme Prejudice and there for decide to dole out the less expensive Radical Prejudice. Just as extreme as extreme but in a cheaper more radical flavor!
Is there a prejud-o-meter to acurately guage the prejudice being dispensed? Do I charge tax? How do I get my prejud-o-meter calibrated? Do I have to carry a certificate? Do I have to check it with baggage at the airlines? What if I am caught without the prejud-o-meter whilst in the field dispersing gobs of extremeness?
All I know is that this is a very complicated situation. Pika and I are just gon'na stick with plain old fashioned Rage.
Prophet out.