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Talking We All Need A Good Laugh - 06-22-2007, 12:07 PM


Bubba had been going to the Universty of Texas for 11 years and just couldn't graduate.

One day, the Dean of Students calls Bubba in to his office and says,
"Bubba, we're going to give you the opportunity to graduate. In a month,
at half time of the homecoming football game, we are going to bring you
out on the field and ask you one question. If you get it right, you get your degree. If you get it wrong, you have to go home without it and not
come back."

Bubba agreed to this and ran off to start studying. He studied night and day for a month. Finally the day came. It was a special day with homecoming and Bubba's shindig. The whole stadium was packed with Longhorn students and alumni, all waiting to see how Bubba would do.

The Dean stepped up and said, "Bubba, are you ready for your question?"

Bubba said he was.

The dean said, "Bubba, what is 3 X 3?"

Bubba thought about it for about ten minutes and then finally stepped up to the microphone and said, "9?"

Before the Dean could respond, thousands of the Texas students and alumni jumped up and starting chanting,

"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" "GIVE HIM ANOTHER
CHANCE!"

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06-22-2007, 12:15 PM


lol that is wrong on many levels

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I don't get it

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It took my co-worker a minute to get it. - 06-22-2007, 12:46 PM


And yes, she is a T.U. student (preparing for a law degree)
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Lol

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06-22-2007, 01:06 PM


I gotta send that to my Aggie boss.

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06-22-2007, 02:22 PM


I've heard that one before. .. THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!!
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06-22-2007, 02:51 PM


That's just WRONG!
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06-22-2007, 04:35 PM


I find this story hard to believe........






Bubba got he answer in only TEN minutes ?
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