how to get angelina jolie lips

[tiffany]

i was cooking a delicious soy burger tonight and used a metal fork to flip it and such. i let the fork rest on the hot pan and stove while it cooked on each side. after it cooked, i immediately put it on a plate and used the same fork that i cooked with and brought it to my mouth. it sort of shocked me, and then my lips began to feel weird. when i looked in the mirror i saw that i had burned a layer of skin off the inner side of my bottom lip. :(

after about 20 minutes my lips started swelling and this is the result:


you can't really tell, but my bottom lip swelled up pretty big. it swelled so much it made my lip piercing strangle.. well my lip.

and w/o the piercings. the right side of my bottom swelled up more than the left side.

so the moral of the story is that i'm an idiot. oh, and it's 5am and i haven't been to bed yet.

[Daniel Bates]

Burning skin layers off is always a lovely feeling...


hope ya feel better soon, Tiff!

[CaptainTom]

Seems to me that once you've had a lip piercing, any thing else would be a minor inconvenience.

[arlon]

Maybe you'll be able to laugh about it tomorrow.. I'm A.D.D., I never would have had that problem. I'd have lost the fork someplace on the way to the table..

Hmmm, are you going to keep doing this to get that look? Might try a bee..
Actually the first shot is a pretty neat picture in itself.. Keep up the good work!

[suzyq111]

yipes!!! hope you feel better soon!!!

[tiffany]

Originally Posted by Daniel Bates

Burning skin layers off is always a lovely feeling...


hope ya feel better soon, Tiff!

oh, yes. minor injuries can be enjoyable. ;)

[tiffany]

Originally Posted by CaptainTom

Seems to me that once you've had a lip piercing, any thing else would be a minor inconvenience.

haha, would you believe the burn hurt worse than the piercings?

[tiffany]

Originally Posted by arlon

Maybe you'll be able to laugh about it tomorrow.. I'm A.D.D., I never would have had that problem. I'd have lost the fork someplace on the way to the table..

Hmmm, are you going to keep doing this to get that look? Might try a bee..
Actually the first shot is a pretty neat picture in itself.. Keep up the good work!

so are you saying there are some lost forks around your house possibly? :)

yes, i should keep this look. i should do tutorials too for other ladies, or men.

actually, the swelling has gone down some and i'm back to my old plain lips. i'm not sure if i'm brave enough to do it everyday. oh well, the duck face look is never sexy.

[tiffany]

Originally Posted by suzyq111

yipes!!! hope you feel better soon!!!

thanks suz, i feel better. all i needed was to shut up and get some sleep. :D

[VisualOddity]

Originally Posted by CaptainTom

Seems to me that once you've had a lip piercing, any thing else would be a minor inconvenience.

Naaaa... Doesn't hurt much. I've had both sides of my bottom lip pierced twice each, and my labre done 5 times. Easy stuff...

[suzyq111]

Originally Posted by tiffany

thanks suz, i feel better. all i needed was to shut up and get some sleep. :D

yay glad it's feeling better...i hate ouchy things!!

[tiffany]

lol. i can't believe i made an entire thread about this. i was a total baby that night. all is well now.

[Tom]

I was riding my motorcycle through Memorial Park and I hit a bee with my temple. Had I planned better, I may have taken the stinger in the lip at 50MPH. Same effect.

[jbrem]

When I was about 5, a bee stung me in my lip on the right side, the whole right side of my face swelled up and I got those wonderful Elephant Man cheekbones everyone's dying for... the doctor told my mom, next time, to hit me in a place not so obvious...