Can Coldwater get your dishes clean?

[Angelo]

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded,
rural area of Georgia. After spending a great evening chatting
the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon,
eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance
on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,
"Are these plates clean?"
His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"
For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John
was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have
tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,
"Are you sure these plates are clean?"
Without looking up the old man said,
"I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as
cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear
another word about it!"
Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town
and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl,
and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said,
"Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".
Without diverting his attention from the football game
he was watching on TV, the old man shouted ............
"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!

[kb5kjn]

that got a snicker out of me...

[kalikilum]

I guess that I am more easily entertained, I liked it... :)

[NathanJK]

What's it say about me that I've let my dog lap out of my water glass...and then drank the remainder? I probably wouldn't be toooo freaked out be Coldwater's cleaning job! Yes yes, I'm a gross boy.

[CaptainTom]

Saw it coming a mile away, but I have many years of jokes under my belt. That's why I keep buying bigger belts !